Cheth. God of death, water, and exploiting loopholes.
Inspiration for this page came from that terrible chart that circulated online earlier this year, with Chinese characters assigned to English Alphabet letters based on (vaguely) similar appearance. Teachers were having kids write their name out in them, which is just... oh no. Oh NO. I absolutely knew I had to try something similarly ridiculous someday - and that day is today!
So yes, Cheth knows how to write Common. He just... has to keysmash in the Gods' Tongue to do it 👀